The Boss (Tuesday, 14 Dec)

They say that your back will hurt if people are out there to 'pukau' you.

My back has been hurting like hell since the weekend. Feels like someone landed a sledgehammer on my neck. I curse that 6-footer Mat Salleh who thought he was so cool at the club, flailing his tentacles, and hit me on the head instead. A-hole.

White men can't dance.

But I'm getting a little paranoid. RI, who still can't make a decent cuppa, told me this story of pukau-this, pukau-that. Seems that that Anwar fella also kena pukau. That's why they didn't want to send him to Munich.

Then there was a buzz on the news floor a few days ago. Some rookie decided to surf into Kelab Maya Umno found an online poll on whether I should be replaced.

83% said yes. @#$$%^#$^%&

There was also an article accompanying the poll, "Don't let Jalan Riong sully the PM's image".

Nasty nasty internet. And you wonder why we decent, hard-working news people want to take these online bloggers, commentators, fako-journo down.

Need a teh-tarik and panadol .... Time to figure out who is behind this ...

Note to self:-
(1) Text RI - bungkus satu teh tarik kurang manis.
(2) Text NO - charge these KMU fellas
(3) Memo to Secretary - Make appointment with Dr. J for massage; Dr. HD for anti-pukau treatment