The Boss (Wednesday, 06 Oct)

(12:15pm)

Cabinet meeting should be over by now. I hope KJ got my SMS about fixing that bloody LKY. This boy has talent. He did a good job with that pseudo-intellectual RY. Look where he is now ... dancing with those Orang Asli in mengkuang hats.

This LKY fella really got on my nerves. First, he ticked off the BH reporter in front of everyone. Luckily only Malaysiakini reported on it. Then he said this Jeff fella has been ..'fair'. FAIR??? Fair to whom? Did this Jeff fella even think about MY feelings when he put up pages after pages about me? And what does LKY know about the media? He was selling palm oil for donkey's years, for heaven's sakes. I had to order a spin -- just say this fella is a joker at press conferences.

Got this SMS today. "Read SCMP". Sorry ... but I'm not going to part with my ringgits just to read some Hong Kong paper.

Anyway, I'm now looking at today's BH. Masterful, I tell you -- just give these NGOs a mike and they'll sing like a bird. Losers.

I'm going have a cuppa and wait for my post-Cabinet call. What's this? Secretary not on her desk?! Where does she think she's going -- lunch?

note to self:
(1) Memo to Secretary: Last warning - Sit on desk until I say otherwise.
(2) Call RI - Make tea... kurang manis.
(3) Memo to BP, RR & Gang - Staff meeting, 4 pm.

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(7:30 pm)

I had a bit of a tummy ache this afternoon. Must be the meat and potatoes rendang the maid made for breakfast. That's it - out she goes and take that Meow with you.

The meeting started later than usual. I was a little emotional before that. Someone showed me this Sun fella's blog (another blog AGAIN? How many are there out there???) and said he wrote all those hurtful things like Awe&Shock; David vs Goliath; etc.

I wish I could be David...

Wasn't much of pow-wow in the war room. Figures came in ($%^&*#$%). Screenshot numbers still shooting up (@##$$%^). Someone mumbled about how hard it was to ignore all those bloody sore-loser fellas who keep talking about money politics during the assembly. I played with my magic8-ball keyring.

Then someone had a brilliant idea... why don't I start a 'bog' (or was it ... 'blog')?

Magic 8-ball said, "YES".

I told RR to look into this. Warned him that he can't use the Oxford Dictionary of Big Words for this assignment. I'm excited! I can put my last editorial for the world to see!

The Secretary was back on her desk earlier. Kononnya, her kid was sick and she'd left a note for me. She soon learnt that only I have the privilege of leaving notes for people - it's called 'The Boss' Memo'. She's not a bad sort, though I think she's still a DKL loyalist (bastard must be laughing at me now). So I made her send an SMS to AY to stop yakking about money politics. Well, she did get me my rat poison today and made excellent tea. RI's tea this morning nearly made me puke. "Special", she said, "from Ubud". Do I look as if I drink this chamomile-lemon balm-wild thyme herb #$%^& tea? You think I'm KR is it? Hmm... maybe it wasn't the meat and potatoes after all.

Funny ... no post-Cabinet call. It must have come in while I was at the gents.

KLCI down 0.02 points at 5:00pm. Business desk giving me funny looks...

note to self:
(1) Text KJ: Where does BG-L get his suits made?
(2) Call MJ's maid agency: need replacement.
(3) Have today's chi-chi tea analysed at Bukit Aman.
(4) Do not read Screenshots at home.