The Boss (Thursday 07 Oct)
(10:40am)
I can feel it. It's going to be a great morning. Haze or no haze. This Jeff fella hasn't put anything new on his site since 10 am yesterday. Running scared...?
As I rode into work, I couldn't get this tune out of my head that BP had sent to my Nokia 6670 last night.
"...If they ever get you down
There's always something I can do
Because I wouldn't ever wanna see you frown
I'll always do what's best for you ....
Together forever and never to part
Together forever we two
And don't you knowI would move heaven and earth
To be together forever with you ...."
Aah... so sweet!
Received SMS from RR about my blog project.
"Our peregrination into the cyber-congeries has begun. We shall prevail in this intercine war against the lubricious recidivist despite leaving my vade mecus behind. :-x RR"
Huh?? What the $%$%^^&! If you didn't go to Oxford, you are not allowed to use words more than 3 syllabii..
Note to self:
(1) Memo to Secretary - Buy "Best of Rick Astley"
(2) Write fax to Sultan **********: Datuk for BP
(3) Text MH - Lunch at Selangor Club
posted by JalanRiong @ 11:15 AM
9 Comments:
Selangor Club? You meant Royal Selangor Club?
"This Jeff fella hasn't put anything new on his site since 10 am yesterday. Running scared...?"
How can he not scared when there are so many allegations going around saying he is a scamster under the disguse as a 'free' blogger ... He must be thinking really hard?
"vade mecus"? ain't it "vade mecum"?
and here's my take of the real sandiwara here:
analyst = dr blurred = mr x
I went back to RR & asked him. He said, despite zero-Oxford degree, "vade mecum" (singular). "vade mecus" (plural)". I see you're not Oxbridge material and don't you have the Oxford Dctionary of Big Words like him?
you can tell i'm not oxbridge material just from that? wow! i may have underestimated you...
you're also right about the oxford dictionary of big words. what i have is 'mrs byrne's dictionary of unusual, obscure, and preposterous words'.
Siew Eng = Ooi = Horse = ABC = 123 = Scamster?
Son, remember ‘you can fool some people sometime, you can’t fool all the people all the times’
Just don't understand some people, just because people are nice and don't want to tell you the truth, doen't mean your are perfect. Here is a classic, a Chinaman amateur writer trying to act like a linguistic expert when the best he has ever written is what I'd consider as 'Technical Manglish'. Anyway, syabas to the host, Miss Meow Meow. Keep it up, I think you are a special talent, keep meow meow, not wliting Ingalish ...
OK, Allegation. I was going to keep quiet and let you have the last say because I didn't want this to degenerate into a ding-dong between the two of us, but you just couldn't let it rest even then, could you?
There's a flaw in your equation. Two of the names are real (guess which).
As far as I know, the only thing Jeff and I have in common are the Intro to Theatre paper we took in USM, our stand on the US war on Iraq, and our X chromosomes.
The clear differences are, I punctuate and spell better because I was trained at Jalan13/6 (thanks, teachers). Also, he has the Y chromosome.
Lastly, as has been said, this is a satirical blog. Let's have the same spirit in comments, too. Can?
Sorry, Jalan Riong people. Will hijack this no more unless I'm egged into it again.
Now, back to business, when will we hear from the advertising people, cockroaches and other pests? Not that I don't enjoy The Boss and The Cat, but I'm sure The Cockroach that feeds off The Boss' unwashed coffee cup has lots of OSA stuff to tell...
Longman - real. Siew Eng - real. The latter is a cutie too. Warring factions - go elsewhere otherwise ... Meow will be too distressed to blog...
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